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Men Can Squirt Like Women! – Instruction Manual on how to squirt.

May 1, 2009

Men can squirt like women! I discovered this a few years ago. I’m sure a lot of you are wondering how this is done.

How it works:

This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:

Step 1. Go in a private area.

Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.

Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.

Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.

Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.

Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.

Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.

Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.

Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.

Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt. Read below on how it should feel.

Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way.

How it feels:

1. While rubbing the head of the penis, it will simply feel good being the head is a sensitive area.

2. Once you get closer to squirting, you will feel like you have to pee. This feeling will increase more and more as you get closer to squirting. Don’t worry about it, just keep stimulating the head of the penis.

3. Finally, when about the squirt, you will feel 2 things. You will feel like your peeing and an intense feeling of ecstasy. It will be a huge load that should contain little to no sperm. It should also be clear. This could get messy, so be careful where you squirt. But it will definitely be a huge load, and an intense feeling.

How does it taste?
Not really sure. It doesn’t have a powerful taste or anything. It kind of tastes like the fluid that comes from a woman’s vagina.

Hope this helps!

JULY 2013 UPDATE!!!!

Ok all. As the writer of this blog, I haven’t squirted in years. Why? Who knows. Maybe cause I had a girlfriend I guess. Well, I decided to try it to see if I remembered how to do it and it turns out I couldn’t figure it out. So I waited a few weeks and tried again. I know the first time is the hardest and after that, you will learn how to squirt a lot faster. Here’s how I just squirted after many years of not doing so.

1. Follow the general instructions above as a startup guide.

2. I put spit on my hand and kept re-lubing my hand as I glided it back and forth on my penis. I decided I would try that for a good 15 minutes but after 15 minutes, nothing happened.

3. I then remembered my first squirt. A girl I know was twisting the head of my penis while moving up and down on it. Also (and this is very important), she was putting some extra pressure on the head.

(When I first started waving my hand back and forth on the top head of the penis, the pressure was moderate. When I changed to up and down twists using the palm of my hand, I put more pressure on it so that I felt it more. It didn’t hurt, but it did feel like more friction)

4. Use your hand to jerk the top of your penis while moving it in an up and down AND a twist motion. This way the head is getting both vertical and horizontal treatment.

5. I did find a damn good porno and visualized myself and the girl in the porno so that helped as well.

6. After the intense twist motion (maybe about 8-10 minutes of this), I started feeling like I was going to cum but it was somewhat different than the traditional cum feeling.

7. Finally the intensity of this feeling climaxed to a point where lots of liquid came out of my penis.

Note: I did not feel anything in my balls. Usually I feel something in my balls and my balls become smaller after ejaculating.

The liquid that poured out was a pretty heavy load and I did NOT have to pee at the time. I think if you have to pee, there may be more liquid.

And finally, the liquid was absolutely clear. It did have some white coloring to it but mostly it was clear.

Woot! I thought I had forgotten how to do this, but I picked it back up.

One Final Tip: Keep using all these techniques while you watch some kind of porn. Do it an hour at a time until you figure it out. If you get tired, try again the next day. Once you do figure it out, you will retain the memory on how you did it and so your next attempt will be much faster. Back in the day, I used to do this in 10 minutes or less so I will try it again to see what happens.

Good luck.


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